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• KNOCKER BLOCKERS

  GIANTS ASK STACKED FAN TO COVER UP

  December 15, 2008 - MAYBE she should have just carried a loaded firearm into Giants Stadium. PHOTOS: Sondra Fortunato VIDEO QUIZ: Athletes\' Wives and Lovers Over 30 years, Sondra Fortunato has become the...more >

• NOW HE'S JUST AN AGING THUG DOING HARD TIME

  December 6, 2008 - LAS VEGAS - The long, national nightmare is over. Even if O.J. Simpson doesn't die in prison, he was sentenced yesterday to something worse: O.J. was thrown in the trash heap of old...more >

• TELL THIS SLAIN KID'S KIN GUN LAWS DON'T MATTER

  December 4, 2008 - IN Bedford-Stuyvesant, a boy named Mario Avilez is dead for no reason. He was not rich or famous, nor was he able to catch a speeding football. But on the Brooklyn block where he lived, Mario...more >

• HIGH FAT AND LOW INTELLIGENCE FOR THIS SHOOTING STAR

  December 3, 2008 - THEY say you are what you eat. Which means Plaxico Burress, the idiot Giants wide receiver who shot himself in the thigh to save his drink, is recklessly high in fat, off the charts in carbs...more >

• CODDLED JOCK CAN NO LONGER PASS THE BUCK

  December 2, 2008 - PLAXICO "Brain Dead" Burress walked into the courtroom without a visible limp - or a clue. He carried nothing except a gigantic chip on his shoulder, several pounds of stupidity, and a...more >

• YOUR PAIN?!

  SLAIN COP'S SIS RIPS LILLO MA

  December 1, 2008 - YOLANDA ROSA never thought anything could hurt as sharply as losing her little brother, Police Officer Daniel Enchautegui, to a murderer's gun. But Yolanda was furious - steaming! - to read...more >

• FATHER FIGHTS FOR DELIGHTFUL 'DIVA'

  November 28, 2008 - AT HER Manhattan pre-school, Sarah Jane Donohue is nicknamed "The Diva" - a child with a gorgeous grin, wavy brown hair, and the ability to communicate without words. She almost...more >

• LILLO LAUGHTER FINALLY STOPS

  SERIOUS OVER BLOODY CLUE

  November 26, 2008 - T HE murder trial of Lillo Brancato might boil down to a bloody glove. A glove that could put Lillo away - forever. Good riddance. On Day 2 of his murder trial, Lillo quit laughing. The...more >

• HE'S A WHINY LOSER ON TV & IN REAL LIFE

  November 25, 2008 - IF THERE'S one thing I hate, it's a whiny thug. When he was whacked on "The Sopranos," tough guy Lillo Brancato's final words, shrieked from the bottom of his soul, were...more >

• JAMPACKED COMMUTERS SHOULDN'T 'STAND' FOR THIS!

  November 21, 2008 - WHO makes up these freakish numbers? Tucked into the nasty budget cooked up by the brain trust that runs your subways, rails and buses is another lump of coal: The Metropolitan Transportation...more >